Wednesday, October 17, 2007

Happi Harouiin!

The weather's getting colder and some of the leaves are just starting to turn. I'm looking out the teacher room window right now, and the surrounding forest is going to be gorgeous!

I think I'm kind of getting the hang of how to teach lessons here. Since I'm an assistant, I have to adjust to one of the English teacher's teaching style. The other is more laid back and seems to be OK with whatever I do. Basically, every 2 weeks, I teach my lessons to the class. The other times, I'm a human tape recorder for the text book dialogs. "Please listen and repeat."
Here at Kita Jr. High, there are 3 classes for each grade level (7th, 8th, & 9th grade) and I'm in each one for one period a week. Life as a JET is pretty much as Az says it is. (If you don't know who that is, this guy is hilarious.)

I've just finished teaching my first round of Halloween lessons. I'm going to miss the festivities this year. The kids aren't totally unaware of Halloween. Most stores have some kind of display up, and you can find exactly 2 pumpkins at Cainz Home (it's like Lowes but with pets and linens and school supplies and a drugstore and beer by the case, actually, it's more like K-Mart but with a home improvement focus minus the clothes - and nicer). Anyway, Halloween isn't a new concept to these kids. No doubt my predecessors have told them all about it in previous years, but I think Disney is mostly to blame.

I don't know if it's just because I'm in the same prefecture as Tokyo Disneyland, but Disney crap is EVERYWHERE. Even in the 100yen stores, especially in the 100yen stores. Everywhere I go I can see either Jack Skellington, Stitch, or Marie. Who's Marie, you ask? Remember the little white stuck up French cat from The Aristocats?
I guess she looks enough like Charmy Kitty (Hello Kitty's pet cat (?!)) to warrant a rival merchandise line.
About 90% of the jr. high girls at my school have something Disney on their person at all times.
Yup, anything kawaii and Disney gets its face on everything, even those gawd-awful Disney Babies. *shudder*

Monday, October 15, 2007

DisneySea

I got to go to Tokyo Disneyland this Sun. More specifially, DisneySea since Disneyland was sold out. At 10 o'clock. In the morning.
I went with a few more JETs and a very drunk Japanese guy who's courting one of my friends (he left the pub he'd been at all night to meet her at Disney station).

So DisneySea is where all those cool-sounding yet aborted Imagineering projects finally get a home. As you walk in, you're in Fake-Venice-land. It's pretty cool-looking but there's not much to do there.

Go to your left, and you're in America-land. More spcifically, Victorian New York-land. Tower of Terror (with some cursed member of the Explorer's Club with an evil tiki instead of Rod Sterling) is here. Keep walking by a ship that's not the Titanic, and you're in Maine-land. Here, you expect salty sea-dogs to walk around saying, "Chowdah," and Stephen King to be skulking about.

Then, it's Future Water-land. This is what all the hip world would be doing on Saturday night if the environmentalists won the war. It has a thrilling but lame sim ride where the story tries to be Star Tours but makes no logical sense. The plus is that the lady that gives the intro presentation has cancer. Don't ask.

Next is Aztec-land. It's actually a mix of Aztec and Maya, but it has a Mexican restaurant and the Indiana Jones ride has a crystal skull theme instead of the Eyes of Kali. You can get Cuban beer here.

Aladdin-land is gorgeous!

So is Little Mermaid-land. Do not pass this by, saying, "This is just the kids' area." Go into Ariel's castle. This, I command. Eat the sea salt ice cream. Do not question my wisdom.

Behind this is a big volcano. Inside is Jules Verne-land. I was truly in steampunk heaven. Only 2 rides but one is Journey to the Center of the Earth. I'm saving 20,000 Leagues Under the Sea for next time. The letter "N" was everywhere. And it made me very happy. There also seems to be a part of this with a bar and shops in it, but I could only see it across the lake from Venice-land.

One other great thing here is that every land has exactly one popcorn stand. But that one stand has a different flavor from all the others. We went on a mad hunt for caramel.

It was all very very pretty, and I was very impressed with the level of detail even if I only found 2 Hidden Mickeys.

Wednesday, October 10, 2007

And lo, the North Winds blew across the islands, bringing rain and bitter chill. And the men lamented and the women donned garments of wool, chanting, "Samui, ne?" - a fruitless charm against their misfortune.

O is there no balm in Gilliad?!

Aye. For a lone god saw fit to smile upon the wretches of the earth. The god Jihanki-sama in all his multitudes bestowed his blessing on the people.
And the people rejoiced and made glad.




Yes, as of this Monday, the vending machines have hot drinks! Woo-hoo! Finally, I'm in Japan!

Here's a cool link.